20 ways
2 annoy people at any store
1-wander
through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the
Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream
"LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after
they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!
YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone
where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor
and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I
MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8- (this involves 2)Jump in a cart and have a friend push you
around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle
3" and see what they do
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people
in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to
take you away...to aisle 8.
16-walk
around and when they start looking at you shout i am not into you don’t stalk
me okay
17- do silly dances or behave drunk
if people stare or try to touch you scream kidnappers! Kidnappers! Help! Help!
18- block peoples way if they ask
you what your doing say “i like milk” if they try to walk away scream mom/dad
don’t leave me
19-speak gibberish and reply every questioned
asked with paul Peterson is that you
20-pick your nose in front of people and wipe
it on them
Once you obey these rules
Be proud cause you will be banned from
that store thanks for being my experiment hahahaha !!
You really are silly to try,read or look
at this ur
weird
and this is probably you